The freakiest year on record, unless you witnessed the sixties. May the end of this year from Hell find you well, and ready to continue the fight against the Decider and the Contract on America. I know in my heart what our Beloved Emperor would say if he had the misfortune of running into George W. Bush: "I am the Emperor of these United States! By my decree, cease and desist your sophomoric idiocy and step down, or the Powers of Absurdum shall deal with thine Arrogance." Heck, the Powers already have done that, or so it seems!
All Hail Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!
What say the brethren?
Admiral Nelson