Joshua's urgent-care health bulletin

Re: You're one clever wordsmith.
Glad you're on our side.

My 18 year old daughter was recently tested for this and fortunately the
results were negative.

I am told this is rampant in the rural areas of CA which by some bizarre
coincidence was also labeled red during the last general election. It
spread there from other areas of the country that were also labeled "Red".
Could there be a connection? Is it possible to get the education "condom"
into these areas soon enough to save some lives?

Truth and awareness along with education are the only antidotes that have
any affect on this virulent epidemic.

Keep spreading these at will.

Curtis Ray, a friend of Gary (Fingers)Indiana

Curt Carnes
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Sent: Thursday, December 01, 2005 10:19 PM
Subject: Joshua's urgent-care health bulletin

> Greetings,
>
> The Emperor sees fit to warn you about unsafe practices while you're out
> "living your life" and "having a good time" and "turnin' it loose" and
> "gettin' yer groove on" and "celebrating the moments of your life" etc,
> etc.
>
> Subject: Gonorrhoea Lectim
>
>>The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a warning
>>about a new, virulent strain of STD. The disease is contracted
>>through dangerous, high risk behavior. The disease is called
>>Gonorrhoea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him. "
>>Many victims contracted it in 2004 after having been screwed
>>for the past four years.
>>
>>Cognitive characteristics of infected individuals include:
>>
>>Anti-social personality disorders,
>>delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
>>extreme cognitive disonance,
>>inability to process new information,
>>pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,
>>inability to accept responsibility for own actions,
>>cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
>>uncontrolled facial smirking,
>>ignorance of geography and history,
>>tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
>>categorical all or nothing behavior.
>>
>>Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how
>>this destructive disease originated only a few years ago
>>from a bush found in Texas
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
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